Mod Account for Diatu Magicademy ([personal profile] magicademymods) wrote 2021-07-31 10:57 pm (UTC)


Mr. H. Potter
A Small Studio Apartment
Camelot
Avalon
A Game That Is Not Diatu, And Thus Much Inferior

DIATU MAGICADEMY
Headmaster: Camillah Birony
(Court Wizard of Noa (frm), Three-Time Pie Baking Competition Medalist, Fifth Beatle, Supreme Witch of the Headmaster's Office, Conqueror By Right of Professor Loshakle's Office (disputed), General Nuisance)


Dear Mr. Potter,

We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted to Diatu Magicademy. Founded in ancient times by the great Anastara Diatu, this institution...
[17 unnecessary pages later]

...every student must undertake the following steps upon acceptance to the Magicademy:



According to our records:
Your House is: Aer et Calculum
Your Item of Power is:
The Student's Backpack
    The Student's Backpack has many virtues! It can hold any number of books, journals, writing implements, magical sundries, cauldrons, or anything related to education in its main pouch. It secondary pouch always has clean paper inside, lined or unlined. Its smaller pouch can hold a familiar comfortably, allowing them to peer out and protecting them from any bumps and bruises, and its pocket pouch is perpetually full of loose change. No matter how full it is, it only weighs five pounds, and its soft straps never chafe or tighten uncomfortably.

    CHOKE ON THAT, LESSER SCHOOLS OF MAGIC. HOW'S THAT FOR STUDENT SUPPLIES?


Term begins RIGHT NOW. We expect your owl is probably still a sensitive subject for you.


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Camillah Birony
Headmaster



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